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I'm a lame guy who likes cats and sometimes I try to be funny. Kik: jordanfrnch for a good time
Posted on 29th Jul at 1:40 AM, with 50,358 notes

porndirector:

When I get hit on

Posted on 29th Jul at 1:23 AM, with 87,149 notes

beinghealthyandlovingyourself:

optimus—primette:

masteriz:

weareimmunetobullets:

con-ceal:

IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKING VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY

TUMBLR, I NEED A GIF OF THE ASS CLAPPING RIGHT AWAY.

The truth

This was hilarious

Posted on 29th Jul at 12:57 AM, with 288,139 notes

babyminaj:

where is their Oscar

Posted on 29th Jul at 12:51 AM, with 86,929 notes
I’m about to go HAM
  • home
  • and
  • masturbate 
Posted on 29th Jul at 12:31 AM, with 217,570 notes

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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Posted on 28th Jul at 11:10 PM, with 239,494 notes

snaps7:

snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door

Posted on 28th Jul at 10:35 PM, with 45,890 notes
If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.
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